My Wife and I are having an Abortion.

Coral and I had our ultrasound this morning, and we finally learned the baby's chromosomes. Unfortunately, after the doctor told us, we got some bad news. If we were to reveal the chromosomes to anyone, we would be legally obligated to go to Brazil and chop down all of the trees in the Amazon Rainforest. We don't even own an axe. How would we even cut down all those trees? They're huge. We decided to just get an abortion instead. Our sincerest apologies to anyone who was excited to know the results of the ultrasound :((